I believe in celery. It protects against rectal cancer.

You know how when people talk about colorectal doctors and they say, "Wow, wonder what made them choose that profession!"
Well, I used to say that. But then I started thinking. About butts. And poop. And how many really great stories I have regarding these two topics. And lets face it, I'm definitely an ass girl. Not that I want to go into colorectal nursing or anything, but I wouldn't mind it.