A Blast From the Past

Might I take a moment to share some golden truths from the past (aka - new year's eve, 2006).

"Fuck. I can't run away from my own face."

"Less salad tossing. More hand washing."

"He wears Versache and denies the Holocaust. He is a douche." (on the current Pope)

"A latter day village people: the chotch, the vegan, the jew."

OK so I have nothing for the last one. Ladies, we're gonna need to work on this.