The Modern Chastity Belt?

For those that are nerdier (or at least as nerdy) as I, you may have already heard the news.

I learned of these FABU butt statements from the ever popular "Wait Wait ... Don't Tell Me" podcast from the 8th. I know, I am a little late on the listening, but I was on an Ozark vacation! (which will be the subject of another blog once I get my pictures back)

Apparently, these abstinence pants are being sold at K-Mart. More has been said about these sweats on such blogs as Feministing: "because nothing says 'I plan not to have sex until marriage' like plastering text across your ass," and The Buzz Blog.